[MSG] Did you have fun with you-know-who last night?

[MSG] I guess my company doesn't interest you any more.

[MSG] What do you see in that guy/girl?

[MSG] (S)he's kind of hot... you think?

[MSG] Is he bigger than me?

[MSG] When's the wedding?

[MSG] I heard you and ___ are an item.

[MSG] Is there... someone else?

[MSG] I never agreed to an open relationship!

[MSG] Does she do that thing that I do for you?

[MSG] I see you'll flirt with just about anyone.

[MSG] I'm a fool for thinking I was special to you.

[MSG] How serious is it between you two?

[MSG] You've been spending a lot of time with ___ recently.

[MSG] So you tell all girls/guys that, I see.

[MSG] So that's your type, huh?

[MSG] Who's better in bed, me or him/her?

[MSG] I can't bear to see you with someone else.

[MSG] You're just a slut.

[MSG] Just curious... not like I'm jealous or anything...