There he stood, seeming normal, a young and tall man in the time of his youth. He did seem to have a peculiar air about him, but who didn’t these days? He walked with a bag of groceries, noticeably a SHIT TON of bread, but it really wasn’t that strange. He walked with an awkward, clumsy gait, like a child who wasn’t used to not crawling on all fours. He seemed overwhelmed by such a simple task of moving and then he even attempted to take a bite of the baguette that emerged from the top of the paperbag, (which, noticeably had a hole at the bottom, guessing to be caused by his tightly clinging fingers to the recycled paper) brow furrowed with utmost focus and care. He didn’t pay attention to walking and walked straight into you. "Oh." He sounded surprised, but his voice was muffled around the bread. He looked up, gaze somewhat apathetic and expression dreamy and seeming to not be focused. "Hello. I am Jaehyun." Apparently now the strange guy decided to introduce himself rather than apologize. "I am a spider. Nice to meet you. And don’t worry! I won’t eat you. That’s why I have the hard flour in the shape of long ovals. Or as you say,’Bread’." He wiggled his brow as if he had just divulged secret information. He nodded, humming out of tune before he pursed his lips. "Now, I must consume this bread. I have found myself taking a liking to it, rather than human meat. I find myself much more capable in this world, after taking time and learning! Ah, yes! I am an expert, now…" He seemed to gloat as he began to walk off, still without apologizing, completely oblivious that he was walking straight for a pole. "Good by- Ouf." He ran into the pole. You decided to walk away, completely freaked out. What a weirdo.
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After a hiatus, Jaehyun is back and in need of friends! The man spider has become lonely, but has also changed a bit. He has a decided love for Britney Spears. He has forgiven Spider Man for not ACTUALLY being a spider, but he still harbors some dislike for the not actual SPIDER man. He also likes bread. Be his friend.
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